Would you believe that lil’ feller pictured here is the result of an unholy union between man and beast?  No?  Well, then I want back all that stuff you borrowed.  

Eliza Gauger painted that little guy, entitled ‘Bat Smax’ and is selling prints over at Etsy. All proceeds go towards powering the magnet that holds back the deadly shrapnel in her chest threatening to pierce her heart, just like in that movie, ‘Bratz’.  

As for how the thing came to be, well that’s the part I was getting to at the start before you acted like such a cretin and doubted me.  See, one day, Gauger was sketching a little winged critter in her sketchbook, and being the respectful type I am famous for being, I snatched the book, said something along the lines of “Argghhlllbargh!” and did a quick revision of  the same drawing, altering some of the angles, curves and overall proportions.  She then took that image and turned it into the fine painted thing it is today.  The result was essentially an abominable hybrid of two minds, creating a nightmare fusion of her artwork and my bastardry.  The rest, as they say, is on sale.  Please, have a heart, and save hers.