- Finally saw ‘Let The Right One In’. Lovely, understated and charming, in its odd way. Four thumbs up (all on the same hand). #
- Freezing cold midnight at a lonely grocery store parking. A man selling power tools, lined up on the floor in the spot next to his SUV. #
- @cunch I’m going to make you watch that ‘Clockwork Orange’ style while I sit safely away, sipping tea between maniacal laughter. in reply to cunch #
- ShortHorrorTheater:Man, sick of the abuse from strangers on XboxLive, enrolls in a pottery class. Instructor calls him a ‘fuckin’ faggot’. #
- Since none of you got me a new doomsday cannon for Christmas, I;m just going to have to fire up the old one from last year. Thanks. #
- The bee tie @Cunch got me for Christmas, when worn, seems to attract a cloud of angry bees. It’s cool and all, but my throat’s all swollen. #
- Remember that amazing Chicago’s Cupcakes place I linked to a while back? Well they closed down. Everyone begin the mass suiciding now. #
- Little, portable MyBook drive, you look red and claim to be red on the package, but removing you reveals a great deal of pink. I hate you. #
- Mistake made. Pink interior turned out to be ambrosia salad. Buying a hard drive from the grocery store seemed suspect. Still cost $90. #
- Went out with a girl from Singapore for a bit, but she was nowhere near as awesome as this guy or SARS: http://tinyurl.com/764xzt #
- 1.Shane Acker makes great looking movie. 2. Tim Burton acts as producer. 3. Idiots call it a Tim Burton movie. http://tinyurl.com/7vqh96 #
- @smurray brings this to my attention, putting a smile on my hideous, hideous face: http://tinyurl.com/8d2erx #
- I’m getting quite good at this mini Guitar Hero guitar with the built-in sounds that came from the Mini Wheats. Hot bitches, here I come. #
- I’m running around in the streets “rocking out” with this zippo-sized guitar, doing the splits and the hot bitches seem to want none of me. #
- @blackbirdpirate Why is my desperate need to be loved for my ability to rock so funny? in reply to blackbirdpirate #
- One splits too many. Still rocking, but without the use of my broken legs. Dragging myself on bloody elbows, the tiny guitar compels me. #
- @rikkisimons It’s still the most science fictiony of the movies, too, and that Goldsmith score is freakishly pretty. in reply to rikkisimons #
- Attempted too late to rock the entire world before the year’s end. Battery inside tiny guitar is dying. I am dying. Need energon cubes. #
- Tried to pass on my power to another by jamming the tiny guitar into their chest. They died from a crushed heart and collapsed lungs. Fuck #
- @stephenfry Sounds like the scene from that interminable King Kong remake, only without Jack Black there to mug the camera. Or is he? in reply to stephenfry #
- Final burst of life energy lifting me off the ground as I play the final chords on tiny guitar. I burn with a power too stupid to describe. #
QUESTION SLEEP
sit a spell, be gently shrieked at
