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MEATGHOST Shirts Now Exist!

Don't pretend your not scared. Come on.

Remember a while back I told you there were Meatghost shirts on the way, and you were so excited you camped out in front of the Best Buy waiting to be the first to buy one?  I didn’t have the heart to tell you they’d just be available online when they were available, and, frankly, I just found it weird and upsetting that you’d just do something like that no questions asked anyhow.

Well, the Meatghost shirts are finally here!  This time it’s an actual thing and not one of the countless, horrible lies I’m constantly firing off at you!  Can you believe it?!

I don’t want to exaggerate the power of these shirts, people, but they can stop death.  I won’t get any further into that, but just know you’ll never die once you wear this shirt.  I’ve said too much.

The first ten million people to buy five shirts each get free nightmares about being chased  by a sentient bulldozer the very night you receive your shirts.

Grab your spectral meat attire over at TopatoCo now!

Thanks!

P.S:

Rikki Simons’s pumpkin last Halloween was inspired by Meatghost.  Check it out:

BOooOoo! I'm a ghoOOost...made of meat, except it's pumpkin meeeeAaat.

New shirts for those afflicted with nudity!

If you’re a regular follower on Twitter you’d know that you probably regret adding me on Twitter.  You’d also be familiar with the fact that each month I name my collective followers something new.

I was overwhelmed by the one or two people begging me to make shirts based on these names and so this month marks the beginning of the Twitter Name of the Month Collection.

This month sees the arrival of the FILTHY DICKENS shirts, complete with flies to mark you as just the sort of fragrant type who’d wear the thing.

Rather than going with a print on demand type of thing such as a Cafe Press, Question Sleep, in association with me, in association with nothing sensible, has teamed up with the fine people at TopatoCo to produce these shirts for the month the name is still active.  I’ll tell you why.

Would you pay over 20 bucks for a shirt that says “Filthy Dickens”?  I sure as hell wouldn’t, and I’d feel even worse asking fans of either filth or Dickens to pay it.  Never had any reason to investigate those p.o.d shirt companies, but for something fast and dirty like a name of the month shirt, the costs versus quality were just silly.  Enter TopatoCo and their ability to make much finer quality items at less of a cost to you, the fine, topless reader in serious need of frivolous garments.

Only downside to this is that, since it’s not a print on demand setup, pre-orders have to be made to give them time to make enough shirts for the people that actually want them, limiting the time you can actually buy them to just about a week!  Get your asses over there quickly so you can hover your mouse cursor over the “add to cart” button, decide you’d rather actually “eat this week” and then move on

June’s name of the month, GOATSPLOSION, however, is a special case and will stick around for a bit, as it seems to have captured the hearts and minds of the people, all of them clamoring to own a piece of this awesome band that doesn’t actually exist.  Get your stinkin’ GOATSPLOSION July tour shirts, yeah?  I made that thing with no small amount of help from Eliza Gauger.  We both hope you make our long hours of screaming back and forth at each other over instant messenger worth it.

There’s a hoodie version, you know, if you’re the type with something to hide.

One neat feature of the TopatoCo site is the option to send in photos of yourself wearing their shirts, so be sure to take advantage of that.  I’m not sure, but I think any photos of you wearing GOATSPLOSION stuff require you to be throwing devil horns.

PEE ESS:  The Crazy Vee’s shop on ToptoCo is kind of a separate entity from my $Z.99 shop, selling mostly things related to my Twitter account and such!  $Z.99 is a fancier place, requiring you to wear shoes and already HAVE shirts before entering.