Category Archives: nonsense

Tiny Phone Painting #4: Rocket Nub

Go, little Nub. Go.

Go, little Nub. Go.

This latest in my Brushes paintings isn’t my favorite, with the zombie still feeling like the most finished piece, but I am rather fond of the sense of rocketing and nubbing going on here.  The unbridled joy coupled with the somewhat dangerous looking nature of whatever is powering these little guys into the stratosphere.  It works on several levels that way, and might be the deepest painting ever created.

Rocket Nub from Chancre Scolex on Vimeo.

Facebook: Terminator Salvation was Right.

No discretion. No dignity. No pants.

Your average social networking site.

•SPOILER ALERT•

At maybe the lowest point in Terminator: Salvation, the guy who’s really an android, the guy who is part of the only real surprise in the movie that was ruined by the trailers that were much better than the actual movie, that guybot confronts Skynet itself and discovers it’s actually Helena Bonham Carter’s weird, glossy head on a futuristic screen.  You know it’s a futuristic screen because in the future all video cables are made of cobbled together garbage, thus ensuring that the video image looks terrible and sputters a whole lot.  Shoulda spent that extra ten thousand dollars for a 4ft hdmi Monster Cable at Best Buy, huh Skynet?  Huh?  Thought so.
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-19

  • Was with @cunch earlier and we followed a Mexican bus to the greyhound station in hopes of seeing Mexicans exiting on donkeys. They did not #
  • Have any enemies you'd like to hurt? Prep them with this http://bit.ly/17gCEo . If they still breath, finish it with http://bit.ly/68iMT #
  • Ya know, now that I think about it, I guess that last video is sorta the logical progression for the series after Spiderman 3. #
  • Two days to a deadline and I'm waiting for Colormonster to toss the file back my way. Drawing a wallpaper for my phone while I wait. #
  • Need monsters. How many of you are monsters? What are your special monster powers? Past experience as a monster? References? Referrals? #
  • Deadline hell, only worse, because I'm alive and not dead and in hell. I am alive and in hell. #
  • A new post, people. This one has Troll 2 in it. http://bit.ly/17XPus #

Variations on a ZIM Theme

Unused production art for the show.

Unused production art for the show.

I should be working right now, but I thought I’d take a little break to share with you, the horrid reader, the story of how I recently came upon an ancient artifact of mine long thought lost to time and space, like the Ark of the Covenant, only instead of me finding it locked up in an enormous government warehouse filled with countless treasures and plunder, I found it someplace much more awesome.
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