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SD Comicon ’13 Report #2

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See that picture up there? That’s me right now, me sitting front of a room service hamburger I paid three hundred dollars for. I’m just wrecked from the whole ordeal of getting from my house to this hotel room, so I’m pretty much just hiding in here, looking out the window and seeing the people down below having fun and not hiding with hamburgers at all.

The drive would normally take 2 hours, 3 with some bad traffic, but because of the convention exacerbating general rush hour traffic, today’s drive took 56 hours and a few minutes.

As far as I’m concerned, the convention already peaked and hadn’t even gotten to it yet, the reason being I passed the motherfuckin’ WEINERMOBILE. That’s right. What’s left to be impressed by when something like that’s happened? Nothing, lemme tell you. I should just kill myself already.

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The Fuckin Weiner Fuckin Mo-Fuckin-Bile.

Though I did go into the convention hall today, I really only ran in to drop off some prints for the SLG booth to display because if I drop below 50mph I explode. Had no signings today, so I did a cursory circuit around the convention floor to say hi to various friends and do flying kicks into the faces of various enemies.

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The stunning view from the SLG booth.

Not everything was so bad, however. I was happy to see that SLG had some new shirts of mine, two versions of an old Johnny print I did some time ago. They turned out alright and you can hardly tell they’re printed on burlap at all.

IMG_3564A girl wearing all black, browsing the SLG booth noticed me taking this photo, but she didn’t know who I was. I asked her what she thought of the shirts, and the girl said she wasn’t too fond of them because they didn’t come in black. I thought of some witty, cutting remark to throw at her, something like “Yeah!” or “If you like black so much why don’t you marry my shoes because they’re black, am I right?”, but instead I just nodded and punched her in her stupid eyes.

So not too much to report for today. This con will probably be one of the quiter ones for me, so I’m not sure I’ll have anything too amazing to tell you at all, but there are still a few things I wanna check off my list, not the least of which is having sex with two pikachus at once. Well, until then!

SD Comicon ’13 report #1

Feeling awful. Coming out of hypersleep the way I did I can expect for the effects to last all weekend. Had terrible dreams…dreamed I was going to Comicon.

Sitting here, drinking my tea, everything looks strange to me, most likely from my not usually waking up this early. The moon looks unusually bright and on fire this early, and I can’t see the stars at all.

Today’s preview day, and I’m gonna try to get to San Diego early enough to pick up my badge and shield belt. I figure I’ll be in traffic two, maybe three hours, so I’m bringing an empty Lucky Charms box to use as a restroom should I need one.

They’re strapping me into my car now, and the engines are starting up. Time to hit the road, although really, my car is already making contact with it, but you know what I mean. Okay, they’re telling me to stay real still for the takeoff.

 

 

 

My First Podcast

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I was on The Indoor Kids gaming podcast! I literally don’t stop yammering about who the hell knows what (that’s how I recall recording this anyhow). I don’t think I mention any smaller games I’ve been playing because my Colonial Marines sadness was still fresh in my brain. Also, I wish I had never attended that party where that guy I never met took that awful photo of me and uploaded it to Wikipedia because it’s sorta the go-to photo to use for people who want to remind me that people take terrible photos of me, or that maybe I’m just terrible.

Just click on the image above to go to the podcast, or find it on itunes or I just don’t know, I can’t keep telling you how to live your life, man.

 

 

 

I am going to Emerald City Comicon, OKAY? Can I GO nowww?

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So the Emerald City Comicon is happening again in Seattle Washington on March 1-3, and I’m going to be there. It’s gonna be great, and I can’t wait to see the looks on people’s faces when i smash through the convention center walls on my custom built, jet powered  signing table.

That’s right, I really hate how, at every signing, you have to look up at all these strangers’ faces looking down at you as you sit on some lowly folding chair, a position of weakness, no doubt, so a couple of years back I started work on retrofitting one of those military rocket desks for civilian use.

So yeah, I’ll be there, doing my usual convention thing, signing, mumbling, eventually regretting not dishing out the extra cash for the defensive cannons on the rocket desk.

Even though I’m there with the TopatoCo guys, they themselves are ashamed of me and have banished me to the SIGNING AREA C (dramatic echo effect), where dreams go to shit themselves and die.

Friday

Signing Area 1

6:00-7:30pm

 

Saturday

Signing Area 2

1:30-3:30pm

6:00-7:00pm

 

Sunday

Signing Area 2

12:30-2:30pm

4:00-5:00pm

 

If you have trouble finding it just follow the sound of my haunted cries.

I’m also on two panels this year, one where it’s just me and then another with the guys from Titmouse Studios. You can skip the one with just me so I can catch up on some sleep but don’t miss the Titmouse one.

MY PANEL – Saturday – Hall A at 12:30 P.M.

TITMOUSE PANEL – Saturday  – Hall B at 5:10 P.M.

I’ll keep ya updated as things like special con-only mini prints come up.

 

 

 

 

 

Juxtapoz Halloween issue!

I’m in this latest issue of Juxtapoz curated by Alex Pardee! The issue has what may be the best interview I’ve ever done and also a picture of me revealing my true fly form. Check it out if you like any of those things.  The issue’s full of a ton of awesome artists so pick it up even if you can’t stand me but are reading my website for some reason!