Category Archives: animation

INVADER ZIM Fact #8

De Niro, speaking like a dracula, and Avatar font. What does it MEAN?

Way too much stuff to do, so if you were upset by how short yesterday’s entry was, you’re going to pretty much blow your brains out at how today’s barely amounts to the length of your average trivia bit on the underside of a Snapple cap.

Still, a mere blip of time spent here is a blessed breath of life-restoring reason and energy compared to what you’d get out there in that woefully misinformed hell you come from. You come to me like so many gasping, choking Ecco the Dolphins, and I point you to the precious air vents from which you suck down the will to carry on, unafraid, at least until you start choking again.
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INVADER ZIM Fact #7

The man who puppeteered the Dib suit.

Alright, look. It’s Sunday, I’m terribly busy with prepping some artwork for a series of screen prints and trying to finish some last minute writing for something that isn’t nearly as awesome and mindblowing and helpful to mankind as these things have been but still has to get done, and, not to be upsetting, but, you’re inability to read is factoring in here a bit as well.

Today’s post will be much shorter than what I’ve been putting up this past week, and in this modern, information-microburst obsessed age, it’s probably for the best, yeah? Yeahhhh.
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INVADER ZIM Fact #6

Focus groups watching INVADER ZIM.

So I checked out the site stats for the past few days and it looks like these ZIM posts are pretty popular with the people who have an internet.  Also fascinating is that yesterday’s post that had almost nothing to do with ZIM at all was the least popular.  Do you know how that made me feel?  Do you?  It made me feel terrible, because it made me feel like you only like me for my sweet tits when I have  so many other qualities to offer.

Check this shit out!
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INVADER ZIM Fact #5

I once blinded a kid with Fritos to escape a fight.

Hey, remember a few days ago when we were at whatsisface’s and we were talking about recurring dreams and I told you about the ones I’ve been having for maybe a month now? Yeah, well I had another one of those. Yeah, it’s getting pretty spooky how persistent they are.
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INVADER ZIM Fact #4

That's me when I was really into soup, apparently

Here’s the scene.  I’m running.  Not running a marathon, not out for a jog and not in one of those moods where I’m terrified of getting old and decide to just frantically use my legs because I still can and oh god the wind feels good on my face and I never want to shit my pants and cry while remembering what it was like to only shit my pants when I wanted to.

No I’m running for my incredible life, and the look on my face is that of a man who knows the zombie dog right on his ass is right on his ass but is too afraid to turn around to confirm for fear that to behold the thing would be to lose one’s mind, giving up not only their nerve but their very life.  Just one thing:  there is no zombie dog.  There is simply the person chasing me asking “How did you come up with the show Invader ZIM?!”
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