- onyX gave me +10 to kicking Safari’s crashing ass. If it was a sword I’d be posing with it over my head right now. Posing anyhow #
- The first thing @cunch said before showing me this in person was “This is not for you”, knowing I’d want it. http://tinyurl.com/85bjtw #
- Other game systems need miscreant mascots like the 360’s ‘Xbox Taco Assailant’. Put on your Helm of Brainstorming and get this shit done. #
- PS3 Burrito Murderer? The Nintendo DS Sausage Ronin? The PSP McMuffin Rapist? I’m seeing a fighting game in this. #
- @fredrin Jeezus…christ. in reply to fredrin #
- Remember, it has to be a console name followed by some kind of socially approved edible matter, then the type of deviant behavior. Got it? #
- So far Atari’s gotten the worst of it from you lot. The Atari Chorizo Child Molester? Atari Hamburger Fucker? Good god, guys. Well done! #
- @3liza I’ve only burning hot, mushy cash, but I would gladly “spoon” it over for such things. in reply to 3liza #
- Watching ‘Man on Wire’. Recognizing some favorite Michael Nyman pieces from “A Zed & Two Noughts” and “The Piano” so far. Fun. #
- That dream again, where the headphones are nailed to my head playing ‘Enter Sandman’ and I’m having angry sex with a howling party clown. #
- @zoetica showed me a Q&A video of the Venture Brothers creators and I was confused by the lack of awful, barely coherent questions. in reply to zoetica #
- R.I.P Bob May. May you CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY in the next world. #
- @JeffCarlisle I believe he is, yes. Did Robot’s voice in that horrible 1998 Lost in Space. Cool robot though. in reply to JeffCarlisle #
- @3liza You’re just jealous of…of…Oh please end my hell. I’m helping you aim the shotgun at my head like at the end of ‘The Fly’. in reply to 3liza #
- Wondering what sort of Australian experience I will have in March. Will it be Rabbit Proof Fence or Road Warrior? Picnic at Hanging Rock? #
- I know a lot of you wonder what I’m like when not bullshitting your horrible selves, but the truth is pretty plain in the end: SOLARBABIES. #
- But who ISN’T a compound being comprised of cheap looking child actors roller-skating in the desert with the female villain from Superman 2? #
- If you’re too young or ignorant to know what ‘Solarbabies’ is, please just don’t even try to make jokes, yeah? Know your vital history. #
- I have chosen a random direction to walk away from my house in and shall not deviate from this course, regardless of what is in my way. #
- So far, so good. Just a fire hydrant I had to jump over about a block back. Worried about that freeway up ahead. #
- Heavy traffic good. Simply walked over tops of vehicles and the head of one angry motorcyclist. Am now swimming through a backyard pool. #
- Stomped through some kid’s “castle” in their sandbox. Was barely a semblance of the real thing, anyhow, as though no research was done. #
QUESTION SLEEP
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