Look what’s in the Chicago Tribune and tremble before the most enormous-headed manifestation of evil ever to scar the minds of all it touches.
I should retroactively reconstruct my stories of creating GIR to specifically involve doing it just to see how cosplayers would deal with the unwieldy design in real world situations, much to amusement and horror of people around them, always on guard should the cosplayer teeter and fall over, hurting themselves badly.