So this San Diego Comicon is kinda a big one for me, and if you’re planning on attending, lemme clue you in as to how to best enjoy my presense there.

1. DO NOT LOOK ME IN THE EYES.

2. DO NOT HAVE EYES.

Great! Having gotten the big points out of the way, let me now give you the lowdown as to why this convention appearance is a special one for me. Lean in real close so my words are punctuated by the unpleasant sensation of having your ear canals steamed up.

Okay, so why’s this con such a big deal? Lemme tell you:

20th Anniversary of the publishing of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. That’s right, JTHM was publishedby SLG comics before the moon was fully formed!

INVADER ZIM Comic Book! That’s a big deal, I’d say.

So I’ll be split up between two signing spots, walking both worlds at this convention, like Blade, only a Mexican Blade, and no Kris Kristofferson. Here is a handy guide to how to find me, where and when!

SLG BOOTH #1815
ONI PRESS BOOTH #1833

MARVEL AT MY SCHEDULE OF SIGNINGS AND PANELS!

Thursday 7/9

Signing in SLG booth – 2:30 – 4:00

JTHM 20th Anniversary Spotilight Panel – 5:00 pm

Friday 7/10

SLG Signing – 1 – 2:00

ONI PRESS ZIM Signing – 4:00

Saturday 7/11

INVADER ZIM Comics Panel – 2:00 p,

ONI PRESS ZIM Signing – 3:30-4:30

SLG Signing – 6-7

Sunday

Comics/Animation Panel – 1:30-3:00

SLG Signing – 4:00 – 5:00

Okay…holy shit. I just NOW realized what my schedule is like. I’m not kidding about this – I only now read all the shit I’m supposed to do at this con and I don’t think I’ve EVER done this much stuff at any convention. There’s a whole panel I don’t even remember being on and now I’m already tired and dead feeling and the convention hasn’t even begun yet. Sorry, I’m just…oh my god…